Found this on siobhan curious: classroom as microcosm
7. A drug lord burned our house down.
Here are the top three:
3. My Ritalin stopped working. You really wouldn’t have wanted me to come to class.
2. I’ve never met my father. On Friday, I saw an obituary in the paper for my paternal grandfather’s funeral. I contacted my dad through the funeral home. Since then, my father’s entire extended family has been harassing me on Facebook demanding to meet me. I haven’t told my mother. I’m having a nervous breakdown.
1. I pulled my back reaching into the fridge for margarine.
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