If athletes get athletes foot, what do elves get?…
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can hoe hoe hoe
Sorry to tell you this, but we’ve had the name wrong all these years.
It wasn’t Jesus. The song makes it plain, it was
Awayne in a manger …
Why was Santa’s helper feeling blue?
He had low elf esteem
If Santa and Mrs Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus
Mary & Abby
Mary & Abby who?
Mary Christmas & Abby New Year.