Christmas Humour

If athletes get athletes foot, what do elves get?…

Mistle-toes!

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can hoe hoe hoe

Sorry to tell you this, but we’ve had the name wrong all these years.

It wasn’t Jesus.  The song makes it plain, it was

Awayne in a manger …

Why was Santa’s helper feeling blue?

He had low elf esteem

If Santa and Mrs Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Mary & Abby

Mary & Abby who?

Mary Christmas & Abby New Year.

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